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Start your morning with pure Taurus energy. Dishwasher & microwave safe high-fired ceramic with rich glossy artwork and astrological symbol.
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Fast Production: Sub-100ms queue dispatch for instant production.
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Quality Assurance: 100% Ring-spun combed cotton & vibrant DTG print.
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Risk-Free Guarantee: 30-day easy replacement on damaged items.
📏 Size & Measurement Guide
Unisex retail fit. If you prefer a relaxed fit, order one size up.
| Size | Chest (Inches) | Length (Inches) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 34 - 36" | 28" |
| M | 38 - 40" | 29" |
| L | 42 - 44" | 30" |
| XL | 46 - 48" | 31" |
| 2XL | 50 - 52" | 32" |
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